“A SAD DAY FOR PLANET VULCAN. I purchased some second-hand Hallmark Star Trek Christmas ornaments today. The first four ornaments were all in perfect condition, so I assumed the remaining three were “good to go”. I should have checked them all. Sadly, Mr. Spock has undergone two amputations. It’s worse than you think. A once proud, Vulcan warrior ends up stuffed upside down into a toilet paper roll as the epoxy cures.” –Sanford Parker on Facebook