Here is ChatGPT’s list of ten Star Trek ornament ideas:

Kevin Dilmore: Ohhh, you knew I wasn’t going to pass this post up. Okay, let’s see . . . 

1. USS Enterprise in Holiday Lights: 
Imagine the iconic starship adorned with festive lights.

KD: You likely know just how close we all came to getting this back in 1991.

2. Spock’s Logic-Tree Decoration:
A logical twist on traditional Christmas tree ornaments inspired by Spock.

2. I fail to see how an organizational tool for diagramming all possible causes of a failure event might assist in celebrating a nodal event observed by adherents to a religion.

-Kevin Dilmore

3. Tribble Carolers:
Tiny tribbles dressed in caroler attire singing holiday tunes.

KD: Hmm. I do know a few sound engineers very capable of tuning tribble trills to fit the carol of your choice. So, what do you want to hear? Jingle Fuzz? We Three Kingons? I Saw Mommy Kissing Cyrano Jones?

4. Data’s Ornament Collection:
A set of ornaments replicating various artifacts Data collects during Christmas.

KD: You know, you say this, and it’s all fun and games until Data hangs his hologram of Tasha Yar on the tree and it’s The Needs of the Many all over again. Next.

5. Klingon Battle Sleigh:
A humorous twist with a Klingon-style sleigh equipped for battle.

KD: Okay, yeah. I’m totally on board for this one.

6. Captain Picard’s Earl Grey Tea Cup:
A tea cup ornament with a miniature version of Captain Picard’s favorite beverage.

KD: Only if we make it a series with Romulan ale, raktajino, kanar, and Slug-o-Cola.

7. Holodeck Winter Wonderland:
A scene capturing a snowy holiday setting within the Star Trek holodeck.

KD: I’m in but it’s going to be this scene from “The Practical Joker.

8. Borg Assimilated Snowman:
A snowman ornament with Borg assimilation elements.

KD: Let me finish my lyrics to “Frosty the Borg Queen” and if I still like them, I’ll consider pitching it.

9. Romulan Ale Toasting Glasses:  
Elegant ornaments resembling Romulan Ale glasses raised for a festive toast.

KD: See #6 above.

10. Transporter Room Christmas Miracle:
An ornament showcasing characters beaming in holiday presents.

KD: Nope. No way. I signed aboard Hallmark to help make Christmas tree ornaments and I won’t have their atoms scattered back and forth across space by that gadget.

The list is certainly all over the place but we can all agree a Klingon Battle Sleigh would be…honorable.

KD: Hey, look! It’s an AI Keepsake Ornament! You can get it on eBay maybe.

In all sincerity, I wish each one of you out there the happiest of holiday seasons, and I remain so very grateful for your friendship and support of our efforts to bring a little more joy and happy memories to your celebrations.